I just moved into a new apartment. ", "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. Then from August 2014 there came several two week breaks, one in August, one in September and two in November, the last lasting three weeks into December, and on top of that the normal two weeks Christmas break. What if there was a lake on the Moon? How much volume would they take up and what would they look like? Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. Before these massive storms had names and categories, they were still wreaking havoc. My 4 year old son and I were wondering about soccer ball sized hail today. a result of such a deep-water closed bubble creation and dissipation, Bernard Le Mehaute and Shen Wang. When I was about 8 years old, shoveling snow on a freezing day in Colorado, I wished that I could be instantly transported to the surface of the Sun, just for a nanosecond, then instantly transported back. Why can't we do that? What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. We still need to complete some explanations like this one: 1608: Hoverboard. Hurricane Red and Hurricane Blue (which is a blue line) are playing a game of Tron, zipping in straight lines and right angles around Haiti, Jamaica, and Cuba. If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need? If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. Would it flow once it's set up? Within a dozen or so seconds, the bubble shrinks to a minimum size, then Lawrence River Adaptive Management Committee would be angry. }}, xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS, https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/upcoming_hurricanes.png, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Yes, but you need to talk to the Russians to do it right. What would actually happen? What's the likelihood this could happen? Humans have done supposedly impossible things before. Rough estimates indicate that the inundation After this less orderly period there came a period of 10 weeks in a row with 10 releases starting on January 1, 2015. His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, studded with memorable cartoons and infographics. After article 136 was released on April 12, 2015, Randal took a, At the time Randall wrote a note stating "What If updates are temporarily on hold, and will resume on July 14th, 2015 at 7:49:59 AM EDT.". Well, sort of. And would it even work? The bill had no co-sponsors, never received a hearing and never became law. I've occasionally seen "radar enforced" on speed limit signs, and I can't help but ask: How intense would radio waves have to be to stop a car from going over the speed limit, and what would happen if this were attempted? What about bromine? The second break came a year after the first and was also a Christmas break before article 77 was released on December 31, 2013. that engulf the forests of Indonesia, California, and the Pacific Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. The destruction hurricanes leave in their wake is epic. From here on standard release day was Tuesday. What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died? Not much. novel weapon systems, all of which looked like theyd be possible in the "The short answer is 'no,'" Hugh Willoughby, a professor and hurricane researcher at Florida International University and total buzzkill, told Florida Today. What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. Earths atmosphere is really thin compared to the radius of the Earth. These turned out to be the remains of North American forests the last is devastating. beneath the waters of the Pacific. From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground? Only to find that the chair I sat on converted the successful silence into a perfect, and loud, flute note. Using only pronounceable letter combinations, how long would names have to be to give each star in the universe a unique one word name? It turns out, you'd need a lot of nukes and a lot of power. What would happen if you were taking a shower or standing under a waterfall when you were struck by lightning? And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? Could a high-speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable? So scientists are pretty sure that nuking a hurricane would both do nothing to stop it and spread nuclear fallout around the globe. If an asteroid was very small but supermassive, could you really live on it like the Little Prince? So basically, even if nuking a hurricane could move more air than is even conceivable, we'd still have a small hurricane on our hands. Mount Thor would allow the longest fall an-AAAAAAAAAAA What if one were to drop 3,000 bouncy balls from a seven story parking structure onto a person walking on the sidewalk below? Hurricane Freud starts in the Gulf of Mexico, draws a set of balls to Florida's cock, and then comes on land and stops. If the bomb is being dropped over the ocean, nuclear waste will definitely affect that ecosystem first. But just maybe as a teaser some (one) of the new from the book, might get released Only 17 days under four years after the release of #157, we finally have #158: See more details for breaks in the releases in the table with a list of all the. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. On their website,NOAA writes, "Maybe the time will come when men and women can travel at nearly the speed of light to the stars, and we will then have enough energy for brute-force intervention in hurricane dynamics. what if? 2 came out. The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass panic for many following years. book, articles were posted weekly. Values are as follows: For over 20 years, from 1962 to 1983, the fabulously named Project STORMFURY used simulations, as well as four actual hurricanes as test subjects, to see if cloud seeding with silver iodine would reduce a major storm even a little. In Washington City, power director Rick Hansen explained to the council there was an . For the answer, the universe would be destroyed. After that articles began coming out regularly with a total of 9 releases out before the end of March 2016, mainly on Tuesdays to begin with, then one on a Friday before the last two came on Saturdays with two weeks breaks before each, the last being article 149 on March 26, 2016. Better to just carry a sign. How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? How would the Earth change as the water is being drained? A hurricane can release the amount of energy in a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses This site is not under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License like xkcd is. Other than being a really bad idea, what effect would it have? has not stopped but the first comic in 2017 (#153, January 30, 2017) came almost 15 weeks after the last in 2016, more than three months between releases. Hurricanes emit a mind-boggling amount of energy. you would not be warmed if you went to the surface. How big would the teams have to be? How fast would I have to bike for my skin to warm up the way a spacecraft heats up during reentry? In that year (assuming no more comics before February 26 2017), only 8 articles where released including both 147 and this one. It's baffling and has made me automatically adjust heating times to over 2 minutes. Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. water. What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? When they reached Enough soda to cover Earth with ten layers of cans. From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time. And mess they did. You angle your descent and grab the pole just long enough to swing around so that when you let go you're now heading back up toward the sky. August 26, 2019. It turns out that if the waves are very large, they break the continental shelf. Pin it to the stack. I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? . Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity? See the [[what if]] ''{{what if|147|Niagara Straw}}''. This was such a shocking report, even by Trump standards, that Joe Biden brought it up at the first presidential debate in 2020. A nuke set What do we do with this?'". A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union. National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. Hurricane Florence battered the US East Coast last year. People sometimes say "If I had all the money in the world " in order to discuss what they would do if they had no financial constraints. would reach to a height of 200-300 feet above sea level, or a distance What path would you trace on the Earth? How many molecules of the ink would be used? What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. That's. What a great tree that would be! That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." Hurricane Screw-It-Let's-Just-Trash-Florida-Again comes from the east, starts to curve to the north, and then turns sharply to head straight for Florida and zigzag through it. I was absentmindedly stirring a cup of hot tea, when I got to thinking, "aren't I actually adding kinetic energy into this cup?" It's difficult to envision a practical way of moving that much air around.". that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. Would I need to dive to actually experience a fatal amount of radiation? In addition to the heat energy from the water, There is a water average. What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light? Answer: The International Niagara Committee, the International Niagara Board of Control, the International Joint Commission, the International Niagara Board Working Committee, and probably the Great LakesSt. More details.. At that point, the storm had almost blown itself out and was heading away from the East Coast back out to the ocean. There's not really any question anymore: This is happening because the planet is getting warmer, and the planet is getting warmer because of humans. If you have a good arm, you could probably throw this book about 45 feet. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? The bubble grows to about a kilometer across in a couple of seconds. What is the furthest one human being has ever been from every other living person? Instead,according to Popular Mechanics, he said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb on a hurricane far at sea." On average, not just in spring or fall. Randall announced his what if? 2 Countdown. This warm water creates humid air, which then gets thrust upwards by tropical winds to create storm clouds. How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? Coal: 24 bookprovides Are scientists even working on inventing nuclear powered anti-hurricane fans? If you make the words pronounceable by always alternating vowels and consonants, the names would be about 24 letters long. What better weather to try to alter than hurricanes? How many unique English tweets are possible? quite as dramatic as Evin might have imagined. THAT number won't fit in the room? Surely anything is possible if we put our minds to it, right, scientists? Would we ever generate enough power to offset the cost of the generators? "A clean device would minimize lingering activity placed in the atmosphere," he wrote in his 1959 presentation. Just under four years passed before a new What If. The head of the U.S. How long would the Sun last if a giant water hose were focused upon it? How dangerous is it to be in a pool during a thunderstorm? If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas? After that there were five more two weeks break, one three week break (before December 11, 2014) and two releases in a row (133-134 towards the end of this period of 136 articles), where the release dates where shifted so the two came out over three weeks' time with about 1.5 weeks between them. "As far as I know, there's no serious scientist doing this at all. How much damage would a hail storm with size 5 soccer ball sized hail do? You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. After acknowledging that the question has been answered elsewhere, he recaps the result, but then focuses more intently on the unasked resulting issue of the aftermath of everyone on Earth being magically transported to one location as they all try to return home. Yup, we can thank climate change for deadlier hurricanes. Now imagine the energy required to stop five or six a year, every year. They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. goes with citing temperature records and other trivia actually naming a Jeopardy master. gigaton nuclear weapons as wave generators. From my seven-year-old son: How many snowflakes would it take to cover the entire world in six feet of snow? According to the 1993 World Almanac, the entire human race used energy at a rate of 1013 watts in 1990, a rate less than 20% of the power of a hurricane.". Would it negate the need for a heat shield? The problem, though, is that hurricanes emit a mind-boggling level of energy. So being a person on a budget what's the best way to use my free faucet to generate electricity? Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. If we ever got desperate enough to try to nuke a hurricane and crossed our fingers that something unexpected would happen, we might be rather disappointed when that unexpected thing was a disaster we could never have predicted. Are they really equivalent? briefly glows the magma of the mantle. Earth would be unaffected but the human race would be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. The result of the above is that over the first 144 weeks 136 articles where released with never more than 3 weeks between releases. But this raised the question: could a bird deliver a standard 20" New York-style cheese pizza in a box? Assuming that you have a spaceship in orbit around the Earth, could you propel your ship to speeds exceeding escape velocity by hitting golf balls in the other direction? As gravity slows you and brings you to a halt, you reach the top of the skyscraper, where you reach out and pull yourself to safety. At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield? However, Riechelderfer understood the gravity of the idea, saying they'd wait to start nuking storms "until we know what we're doing." Could you electrofish for a blue whale? The Mariana Trench is gone, and with it Guam and the Mariana Islands. What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? This was so far the second longest break. My daughter recently received her driver's permit in the US, and aspires to visit mainland Europe someday. So I suppose the question is what is the optimal time to heat left over Chinese food in the microwave, how about an 800 watt microwave? The debris played a key role in identifying the The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic? How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun? If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? I use one of those old phones where you type with numbersfor example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. Would it do more environmental damage than it is already apparently doing? If all digital data were stored on punch cards, how big would Google's data warehouse be? It might sound crazy (okay, it definitely sounds crazy), but this is something serious people have put a lot of thought into. What would kill me first? Or standing in a graphite field? Instead, it blows a hole in the What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? It would be vapourized before it got close to the Sun. How long could the human race survive on only cannibalism? Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. Explanation []. You know your house will flood from the bottom up. Humans have always wanted to control the weather, even if that just meant praying to a god for rain. desk and steps on the 0 key, which inserts six extra zeroes: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right) ^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53000000\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx35\text{ miles}\]. If it feels like there are more hurricanes these days than there were when you were a kid, and that they cause more damage, that's not you looking back on the past with rose-colored glasses. ocean waves created by nuclear explosions. When completed, six small reactors to be built in Idaho could be powering homes in Southern Utah by 2030. Huge volumes of rock and water are blasted into space. With a bigger bomb, it could destroy the world. [[An unlabeled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern Brazil. It is almost a year ago that two comics have been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). If everybody in the US drove west, could we temporarily halt continental drift? People, in other words, have spent a good deal of time coming up with ideas for stopping hurricanes. less than an hour to encircle the Earth. Through the decades, theNational Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports that researchers tried a laundry list of ways to stop hurricanes, including "seeding clouds with dry ice or silver iodide, reducing evaporation from the ocean surface with thin-layers of polymers, cooling the ocean with cryogenic material or icebergs, changing the radiational balance in the hurricane environment by absorption of sunlight with carbon black, flying jets clockwise in the eyewall to reverse the flow, exploding the hurricane apart with hydrogen bombs, and blowing the storm away from land with giant fans, etc.". If, on the other hand, you're being attacked by a coyote, it's higher top speed means you'll have only one chance to hit it. Even the U.S. government got involved in a big way. The bar representing Uranium is so large that it extends onto a stack of paper taller than a human]] But why would you. A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union (now Russia), possibly increasing the arms race tensions between the two countries. Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring? It's the winds that need to be slowed down to stop a hurricane, and nukes would be laughably ineffective at it. A source at a meeting with the then-president gave a paraphrased version of what Trump said to the news site: "I got it. Could I cool down the Earth by capturing a comet and dropping it in the ocean, like an ice cube in a glass of water? No one would get a perfect score. As far back as 1984, Trump has talked about the threat and promise of nuclear. But what if we could stop a hurricane in its tracks? What would happen if the Earth's rotation were sped up until a day only lasted one second? GameStop Moderna Pfizer Johnson & Johnson AstraZeneca Walgreens Best Buy Novavax SpaceX Tesla. Reed wasn't worried about fallout. What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair? Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on (In other words, how long could we chuck nukes at hurricanes until our nuclear arsenal ran out?). Northwest, along with most of coastal China and the rest of the Pacific If everyone put little turbine generators on the downspouts of their houses and businesses, how much power would we generate? ", The elephant in the room here is that, according to a report by Axios (via GQ), while he was president of the United States and the man with his finger on the red button, Donald Trump asked why he couldn't just nuke a hurricane. He hadn't let go of his idea as of 2004. The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? The tree and splash would be great. No matter how big the bomb, humans simply cannot make something with enough power to even dent a hurricane. What if the mountain's base were raised to the present height of the summit, and then the whole thing were allowed to drop to the earth? All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my But after defeating the Nazis and inventing the atom bomb, scientists seemed to think anything was possible, including controlling the weather. The world just has too many people. 6, but they would cost much more than you could afford. It includes hot water but I have to pay the electric bill. less than enough energy to microwave a burrito. till late teens/early twenties) at the same pace as we do during our first month? After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion. each. eclipse look like? But that doesn't mean serious scientists haven't thought about the possibility. Second two months break of at least two in a row, the 16th break in total. What changes could be made to our diets for the amount of calories to equal the energy of the Sun? Since then only three more articles were released in 2016, the first two with about 8 weeks between them and then more than 12 weeks. When, if ever, will Facebook contain more profiles of dead people than of living ones? If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. firestorms. How big of a lawn would you have to have so that when you finished mowing you'd need to start over because the grass has grown? I used to work on a fisheries crew where we would use an electro-fisher backpack to momentarily stun small fish (30 - 100 mm length) so we could scoop them up with nets to identify and measure them. 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